sexy saturday

That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*

"Dude, It's Sexy Saturday!....Shit, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker"

sexy saturday by edkibbee December 24, 2013

Sexy Saturday

The fanfic.

Shell, Link, and the snake created a tradition known as Sexy Saturday.

Sexy Saturday by McNugget5 March 23, 2019

Super Sexy Saturday 

The day of the week called "Saturday" when you take a shower, get out of the shower, put some clothes on, and realize you feel like getting all dressed up & putting makeup on & making your hair look nice for no apparent reason just to feel sexy for yourself, then you realize you did all that work for no reason & get mad because you have absolutley nothing at all to do that day.

Usually only happens the third Saturday of every month.

"Dude, It's Super Sexy Saturday!....Shit, what the fuck am I gonna do today?"

Super Sexy Saturday by taadaa! August 7, 2009

sexy female saturday 

Sfs

It can be used in a post “ sexy female Saturday “ or “sfs”

sexy female saturday by Unknown person . June 28, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019