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The accumulation of rogue hairs from a woman's head on a man's genitals after sex; similar to the gathering of free floating seaweed. Usually not noticed until the putting on of underwear or taking a shower.
1. "You know Susie is bulimic, right?"

"Well, that would explain all the sexweed."

2. "I can feel some sexweed tangled around my balls."

3. "I didn't realize how hard I was pulling her hair until the next morning when I found tons of sexweed."
Sexweed by Adenosine July 31, 2010
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Seaweeding 

Describes the cute, seaweed-like way BTS sway when sitting in interviews, particularly when not talking. First noticed by @joonstaetae on Twitter
Lol did you see how much BTS were seaweeding in the Billboard interview
Seaweeding by Lydia130613 December 14, 2020

Seaweed Brain

A special title, and there are two most important uses of the title:

1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.

2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".
Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"

Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"
50% sea
50% weed
Guy 1: what is seaweed made of?

Guy 2: Sea and weed........ Don't you watch spongebob dude.
Seaweed by Synabam2.0.o July 28, 2009

underwater seaweed 

Damn! Cassidy has insane underwater seaweed!
underwater seaweed by Clouds_4_lyfe February 14, 2018

Seaweed Stalker 

One who stalks seaweed...
While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.
Seaweed Stalker by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

sex-weed 

the general act of placing rose petals and your selection of bud in the bongwater.
Hey baby lets smoke this Sex-weed!
sex-weed by gongetcha April 15, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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