Sexweed

The accumulation of rogue hairs from a woman's head on a man's genitals after sex; similar to the gathering of free floating seaweed. Usually not noticed until the putting on of underwear or taking a shower.

1. "You know Susie is bulimic, right?"

"Well, that would explain all the sexweed."

2. "I can feel some sexweed tangled around my balls."

3. "I didn't realize how hard I was pulling her hair until the next morning when I found tons of sexweed."

Sexweed by Adenosine July 31, 2010

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Seaweeding

Describes the cute, seaweed-like way BTS sway when sitting in interviews, particularly when not talking. First noticed by @joonstaetae on Twitter

Lol did you see how much BTS were seaweeding in the Billboard interview

Seaweeding by Lydia130613 December 14, 2020

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Seaweed Brain

A special title, and there are two most important uses of the title:

1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.

2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".

Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"

Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"

Seaweed Brain by Percy Jackson fan101 May 31, 2018