Sex Skills
To indicate a stark change from an ordinary kick-a-about to swaggering showboating, resulting from the unexpected presence of female spectators during a game of football.
Involves teenage boys between the ages of 12-18 going from a jovial game of heads and volleys to Cruyff turns, Beckham-esque curling free kicks, aggressive diving headers, Roy Keane/Alf-Inge Haaland slide tackling, completely unnecessary keepie-uppie and never passing the ball - in a vain attempt to attract the female spectator.
Originated in Lincolnshire circa 2000.
Ben - "We were having a decent game and then the Year Ten girls arrived..."
Beeda - "...so Macca turned to sex skills?"
Involves teenage boys between the ages of 12-18 going from a jovial game of heads and volleys to Cruyff turns, Beckham-esque curling free kicks, aggressive diving headers, Roy Keane/Alf-Inge Haaland slide tackling, completely unnecessary keepie-uppie and never passing the ball - in a vain attempt to attract the female spectator.
Originated in Lincolnshire circa 2000.
Ben - "We were having a decent game and then the Year Ten girls arrived..."
Beeda - "...so Macca turned to sex skills?"
Sex Skills by Quelmo Rodriguez June 28, 2010
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