According to Jonah Marais himself he is quite the sex object. An object that says "I love you baby girl" and seductively bites his lip.
by soybeanmilk August 26, 2017
matt: what ya up too?
courtney: nothing
matt: wanna have sex?
courtney: ok, now?
matt: ya
courtney: be right over
courtney: nothing
matt: wanna have sex?
courtney: ok, now?
matt: ya
courtney: be right over
by charlie April 12, 2005
by xoxo. July 26, 2005
THE most disgusting video on the net ever. Hands down. This makes 2 girls 1 cup look like Sesame Street. It will give any non twisted/sick/pedophile seriously sick. The video consists of a male cross dresser (possible sex change) walking around in a dark house for 2 minutes until the most disgusting shit you have ever seen pops up. He comes into one room with a severed, possibly rotten cow head on the floor. He proceeds to make out with the bloody carcass, then decorate himself (?) with the creature's neck muscles. To make things even worse, he starts masturbating with the rotten meat surrounding him, and sticks his dick into the cow's eye hole. The video ends there (thankfully). If you have any interest in keeping your sexuality, then do NOT watch this video. It managed to freak me out in the four minutes that it played. Imagine what it would do to you. For your own safety don't watch it, please, just don't.
My friend Jerry ended up permanently scarred from watching the video "Putrid sex object." He ended up going insane and killing himself.
by 6pathsofpein December 17, 2008
by Asdfghjklqqertyuiozxcvbnmlkjhg September 24, 2017
by boisterousoyster July 04, 2018
by sexiest bitch alive September 06, 2006