Sex Nightmare

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1. When you have a sexual dream involving someone that you either despise or could never imagine having sex with in real life.

1. "That was a horrible sex nightmare, I dreamed I had a lesbian fling with Price after rugby practice."

Sex Nightmare by Mysterious Animal August 13, 2010

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Sex Nightmare

When one has a sex dream about someone, something, or some situation that they would never want to be involved with sexually

Greg had a sex nightmare about Kelsey last night. She rufied him while they were playing beer pong in the dream.

Jenn had a sex nightmare that she was fucking a horse last night after watching 40 Year Old Virgin.

Foard was giving it to me in the living room at my family reunion in my sex nightmare last night. Nothing worse than grandma and grandpa watching from the couch.

Sex Nightmare by ShitbagSatan August 13, 2010

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Sex Nightmare

When you have a Sexy Dream, that is both horrifying and arrousing at the same time. Some people still get off on their Sex Nightmares.

Ria loved having a Sex Nightmare that involved a wheel of cheese, black ribbon, fancy panties and a man with condom fingers chasing her.

Sex Nightmare by CheeseyMcDoodle July 7, 2017

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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