Sex Nightmare

1. When you have a sexual dream involving someone that you either despise or could never imagine having sex with in real life.

1. "That was a horrible sex nightmare, I dreamed I had a lesbian fling with Price after rugby practice."

Sex Nightmare by Mysterious Animal August 13, 2010

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Sex Nightmare

When one has a sex dream about someone, something, or some situation that they would never want to be involved with sexually

Greg had a sex nightmare about Kelsey last night. She rufied him while they were playing beer pong in the dream.

Jenn had a sex nightmare that she was fucking a horse last night after watching 40 Year Old Virgin.

Foard was giving it to me in the living room at my family reunion in my sex nightmare last night. Nothing worse than grandma and grandpa watching from the couch.

Sex Nightmare by ShitbagSatan August 13, 2010

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Sex Nightmare

When you have a Sexy Dream, that is both horrifying and arrousing at the same time. Some people still get off on their Sex Nightmares.

Ria loved having a Sex Nightmare that involved a wheel of cheese, black ribbon, fancy panties and a man with condom fingers chasing her.

Sex Nightmare by CheeseyMcDoodle July 7, 2017

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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