When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.