Definitions by Yantzee

Soft Serve Status 

When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.

Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.

Soft Serve Status by Yantzee October 23, 2012