Serli 

An intelligent, sophisticated, well rounded, best of both worlds type of sexy dime piece. Usually a type of female that is few and far between, most of the time with a great body, nice face, and the personality of fat girl.

Wow! This girl is the full package, she can do it all, and she’s not like most stank ass hoes.... she must be Serli

Serli by BossMasterFlex August 28, 2020

toothless sealion 

An unkempt minge

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in

toothless sealion by PYeti March 24, 2023

Sellin' Shoes 

When a girl knowingly tries to have sex with a guy while on her period.

Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!

Sellin' Shoes by castman September 8, 2012

selinay 

Selinay is the most incredible girl you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and the perfect girlfriend.

Her smile could light up any room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.

If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selinay, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
One day, she will make an amazing mother, and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'. <3
"I think I've fallen in love with Selinay"

Perfect girlfriend smile best thing selinay

selinay by David8989899 January 6, 2014

Sealioning 

A subtle form of trolling involving "bad-faith" questions. You disingenuously frame your conversation as a sincere request to be enlightened, placing the burden of educating you entirely on the other party. If your bait is successful, the other party may engage, painstakingly laying out their logic and evidence in the false hope of helping someone learn. In fact you are attempting to harass or waste the time of the other party, and have no intention of truly entertaining their point of view. Instead, you react to each piece of information by misinterpreting it or requesting further clarification, ad nauseum. The name "sea-lioning" comes from a Wondermark comic strip.

I spent five minutes asking polite questions, sealioning him into hours of writing until he got exasperated and told me to fuck off.

Sealioning by alienacean November 15, 2016

Red Selivious 

The Mysterious Leader of an occult secret society known as the Selivian Faction that puppeteers financial and political institutions across the Great Lakes region from the shadows.

I don’t trust the Chicago Tribune, I heard Red Selivious has his tentacles all over that paper

Red Selivious by Griffin Rodriguez March 16, 2022

Selina 

A once in an eternity sweetheart, who will make you question your entire existence after meeting her. The kind of person that gives off energy so pure, that you feel in a state of bliss whenever you are next to her.

Selina has eyes that are as soft as her heart and a smile that will always make you smile no matter what. She is very sensitive but always understanding. When it comes to food, Selina loves her Round Table Pizza with salad and she never forgets to put the Dr. Pepper in the freezer for just the right amount of time. And don't forget to get her ice cream, but she'll probably want to buy it herself, you just can't let her lol. She is an artist by nature, who has the ability to pick up any craft and be great at it. Selina is great at all she does, but is as humble and as generous as it gets. You cannot mention Selina without mentioning music. Selina has bangerz for days. Her emotions are powerful and although not always verbally expressed, are evident through her actions. And she strong af so don't play around and find on out.

In conclusion, no words can truly capture all that Selina is. Hold her, with every ounce of life that is within, forever.

Bob: Damn I found out my lady is pregnant and it's a girl. What should I do?

Jim: You should name her Selina

Selina by Ananda© December 10, 2020