Sephora Stanley preppy

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An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒

Sephora Stanley preppy by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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