Semi bisexual

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You are a 12 yo white girl that wants to be in the LGBT+ community, so you invent that you are homosexual, but you only like one gender, it's like being bisexual, but only liking one gender, basically, or you're homosexual or straight.

Jimmy: hey how are you
White 12 years old girl: im semi bisexual
Jimmy: what the fuck is that
White 12 years old girl: its that you are bisexual but only like one gender,
Jimmy: so you are straight?
White 12 years old girl: No, IM SEMI BISEXUAL HOMOFOBIC
Jimmy: shut up you stupid bitch, get some parents

Semi bisexual by secmansis February 13, 2022

semi bisexual

a word used by straight people just to be quirky and not like other boys/girl

they are mostly white and all cisgender they just want to be noticed and feel valid in the lgbtqia+ community ..

but they will never be accepted because semi bisexual is a biphobic term.

susan: hey! i just came out as semi bisexual! do you support me?

socks: what does semi bisexual mean?

susan: its when you are only attracted to one gender!

socks: isn't that hetrosexual but with more steps?

susan: !!! YOUR BIPHOBIC!

socks: what- nawwwww jit tripping *hits with frying pan*

semi bisexual by ಣ ˚ ̟꒰𑁬 Zachary ໒꒱ ⊹ July 14, 2023

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semi-bisexual

an overcomplicated way to say that your straight
mostly used by girls who want to be in the lgbtq+ community, so they can call anyone who disagrees with them 'homophobic'

justin: Hey, what sexuality are you?
amilie: semi-bisexual, it means im bisexual but im only attracted to boys (upsidedown smile normally goes here)
justin: isnt that just heterosexuality with more steps?
amilie: Stop being homophobic, justin.

semi-bisexual by Justin :fire: December 9, 2020

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Semi-bisexual

A person who is only attracted to one gender. A straight person who wants to feel included in the LGBTQ+ community.

You are straight. You fucking moron.

Barney: “What is you sexuality Jason?”

Jason: “I’m semi-bisexual!”

Barney: “you are straight. You icel.”

Semi-bisexual by Honeyc14 August 13, 2020

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Semi-Bisexual

Straight But Fatherless.

Me: I'm Straight
Emily(UWUBAKAGirl): I'm Semi-Bisexual
Me: ?
Emily(UWUBAKAGirl): Its Bisexual But when you are only atracted to one gender.
Me: OH you mean Straight but fatherless

Semi-Bisexual by Hasat110 September 28, 2021

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Semi-bisexual

A biphobic way to say you're straight

A: I'm semi-bisexual
B: Okay, so straight and biphobic

Semi-bisexual by Aaaaaaaa123456789 July 20, 2020

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semi-bisexual

a sexuality that doesn't exist. it means that you're bisexual, but you're attracted to one gender. excuse me? it's something like "i'm bilingual but i only speak english". how can you be bisexual and be attracted to only one gender?

person 1 : hey! i'm semi-bisexual
person 2 : that doesn't exist.

semi-bisexual by hhmilaa May 22, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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