Selfish Cunt

A strange, strange band from the UK.

We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.

Selfish Cunt by toee February 10, 2006

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selfish cunt

a British based Art-Punk band, the group was originally led by 2 members, the rather androgynous lead singer Martin Tomlinson, and guitarist Patrick Constable but the group has now has a Bassist and Drummer. The group are known for rather offensive song titles and lyrics, and shouldn't be really taken seriously.

Some Of Selfish Cunt's songs worth finding
Fuck The Poor
Britain Is Shit
My Prerogative

selfish cunt by KDB November 11, 2006

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Selfish Cunt

Greedy female who takes more than she needs

She wasnt satisfied with one dick, she wanted two or more dicks, selfish cunt I am

Selfish Cunt by 702Karma666 April 6, 2020

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selfish cunt

someone that breaks up with someone and then gets mad when they sleep with someone else

“i’m mad at you because i broke up with you and you slept with someone”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”

selfish cunt by robious middle school February 15, 2025

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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