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A strange, strange band from the UK.

We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.

Selfish Cunt by toee February 10, 2006

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selfish cunt

a British based Art-Punk band, the group was originally led by 2 members, the rather androgynous lead singer Martin Tomlinson, and guitarist Patrick Constable but the group has now has a Bassist and Drummer. The group are known for rather offensive song titles and lyrics, and shouldn't be really taken seriously.

Some Of Selfish Cunt's songs worth finding
Fuck The Poor
Britain Is Shit
My Prerogative

selfish cunt by KDB November 11, 2006

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Selfish Cunt

Greedy female who takes more than she needs

She wasnt satisfied with one dick, she wanted two or more dicks, selfish cunt I am

Selfish Cunt by 702Karma666 April 6, 2020

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selfish cunt

someone that breaks up with someone and then gets mad when they sleep with someone else

“i’m mad at you because i broke up with you and you slept with someone”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”

selfish cunt by robious middle school February 15, 2025

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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