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Selcuk
Selcuk is a very rare name. He is a 'one of a kind'-type of man.
Selcuk will be able to let you fall in love with him within a few seconds after you got to know him.
Most of them have beautiful long hair, a perfect fitting nose and a georgous face like no one else. Just like a model.
Selkuc's mostly get a few grey hair before they turn 40 years - so they start to look like a 'Daddy'. Usually they have a really good body, but as they get older they sometimes put on some weight as well. But this will make them even more adorable.
Selcuk will be loved by all customers because of his polite and nice behaviour. Non of them will realize he hates them and that he would like to spit into their face because he usually hates them.
Also Selcuk's will perform in bed like a pornstar. Well, at least as they do want to have sex, which doesn't happen to often. But this is also fine, because he will destroy you in the sheets and you will need some recovery time.
If you should meet a Selcuk give him a chance and get to know him. You will see his good heart within a few minutes and never want to live your life without him ever again.
He will be a very good friend, in good and in bad times. You should forgive him if he doesn't answer your textmessages, most of the time he is busy with something like going to thriftshopping. And if you both should fall in love with eachother, you should let him put a ring on your finger asap. Trust me, you will never ever find a better man like a Selcuk!
Selcuk will be able to let you fall in love with him within a few seconds after you got to know him.
Most of them have beautiful long hair, a perfect fitting nose and a georgous face like no one else. Just like a model.
Selkuc's mostly get a few grey hair before they turn 40 years - so they start to look like a 'Daddy'. Usually they have a really good body, but as they get older they sometimes put on some weight as well. But this will make them even more adorable.
Selcuk will be loved by all customers because of his polite and nice behaviour. Non of them will realize he hates them and that he would like to spit into their face because he usually hates them.
Also Selcuk's will perform in bed like a pornstar. Well, at least as they do want to have sex, which doesn't happen to often. But this is also fine, because he will destroy you in the sheets and you will need some recovery time.
If you should meet a Selcuk give him a chance and get to know him. You will see his good heart within a few minutes and never want to live your life without him ever again.
He will be a very good friend, in good and in bad times. You should forgive him if he doesn't answer your textmessages, most of the time he is busy with something like going to thriftshopping. And if you both should fall in love with eachother, you should let him put a ring on your finger asap. Trust me, you will never ever find a better man like a Selcuk!
- Omg, who's that handesome guy with that perfect manbun over there wearing Prada?
- Ah, that's Selcuk looking for another bargain he can resell online as a sidebusiness.
- Ah, that's Selcuk looking for another bargain he can resell online as a sidebusiness.
Selcuk by theswissurbandictionary November 22, 2021
seljuk
seljuk by Whiteboi183 March 26, 2017
Sam Seluk
James: "You watch Sam Seluk?"
Donny: "YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I DO, BROTHER, YOU WANNA TAKE SOME TREN LATER???"
James: "UM, YEAH LETS FUCKING GO DUDE!!!"
Donny: "YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I DO, BROTHER, YOU WANNA TAKE SOME TREN LATER???"
James: "UM, YEAH LETS FUCKING GO DUDE!!!"
Sam Seluk by ZyzzFanatic16 September 13, 2023
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