Selachi

An idiot.
Someone who can't do anything correctly.

The bloke couldn't boil water on a gas stove correctly - he's such a selachi.

by Guzbee November 23, 2023

seachin

Seachin (verb)- playing around too much
Seach (noun)- a person who plays around too much
Seachy (adjective)- excessively playful

Boy to friend: Do you think I can fit this whole brush in my butt?
Friend to boy: Yo, stop seachin

Girl to boyfriend: You are such a seach
Boyfriend to girl: Lol, I know

by fleezy1010 December 11, 2016

seachickentaco

a vagina.

In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have eaten her seachickentaco. It was good, but I think it gave my mustache the crabs!

Hey! Let's drive down to the Gulf, and kick an oily, beached dolphin! Afterwards, I'll fist you in your seachickentaco!

by Tardosaurus July 8, 2010

Selachophobia

The fear of sharks. Generally the victim is scared to even go near the ocean in fear of getting brutally mauled by a shark.

(Barbara has selachophobia)

"Hey Joe! Let's watch the Super Bowl!"

"Okay Barbara!"

"Oh, it's halftime! Look, it's Katy Perry!"

"AAAAHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT A SHARK!"

by OverlordMiles February 4, 2015

Selachimorphaphile

Selachimorphaphile is someone who is an avid shark enthusiast. Selachimorphaphile stems from the term Selachimorpha which is the scientific term for all species of extinct and extant sharks.

Phonetic: "Sell-lack-key-more-fa-phile"

Origin:
Coined by Golden161 on 21st of August 2014, for www.reddit.com/r/sharks fan base

I have a large collection of shark fossils and would consider myself a Selachimorphaphile.

by Golden161 August 20, 2014

Seaching

Having no life and staying back at work

That guy, why wont he go home, he's seaching"

by Zegsssss April 15, 2010

Selachophobia

fear of Sharks.

Boy: Hey, I really want to watch Jaw-

Girl: NO! I have selachophobia

Boy: What in the world is that.

Girl: I have a fear of sharks.

by Karma Ann October 14, 2011