This girl is just unbelievable- I really mean it. She's gorgeous, smart and athletic all at the same time! She loves cracking a good joke and will make you laugh every single moment you're with her. She is very fashionable and sexy (sometimes a little flirtatious ;) ) but she's crazily thoughtful. She is an amazing listener and if you just let out all of your feelings to her she'll understand and she'll know what to do. She loves a bit of banter and is really just a darling to be around. She's beautiful, enchanting and stunning. Once you find a Sukriti, never let her go- she's a gem...
guy 1: Yo, I just met a girl at that party. She was so beautiful, I wanted to ask her out on the spot. And then we began to talk and she's got the best sense of humour. She was amazing. That girl was just a gem.
guy 2: was it a Sukriti?
guy 1 : yeah it was, how tf did you know?
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*