Segway thighs originates from the word Segway which means sexy, but on a higher level of sexy. So sexy in fact that you can’t even say sexy so you have to say Segway. Segway thighs was originally created for the (sadly) Fictional character Peter Parker (Tom Holland version) and his Segway toned thighs.
“Dang bro Peter Parker has some Segway thighs”
“Heck yeah he does I wish I could find me a man with his Segway thighs”
“Don’t we all”
“Heck yeah he does I wish I could find me a man with his Segway thighs”
“Don’t we all”
by Livingnoodle May 4, 2021