Segmund 

Segmund is a very handsome person that loves to make people laugh but deep inside, he overthinks every little things. He have an angelic voice that could make people smile upon hearing it. He is very caring and isn't very good at directions. Segmund also loves any type of genre of music but loves opera the most. HE IS KIND AND HAVE A VERY GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR

Person 1: hey look at that funny guy, i think he's a segmund.
Person 2: yeah, he is definitely a segmund.

Segmund by 🍰🎂 November 23, 2021

Sigmund Freud 

An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.

Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.

Sigmund Freud by freudianslipmyass April 29, 2014

Sigmund Freud 

Sigmund Freud: A fucking asshole who said asshole-stuff like girls envy boys for having a penis and everyone wants to fuck his own mother. Also he was a heavy drug user, and no one liked him. Someone stole his brain after his death and proofed that he was a psychopath himself and tried to cover it up by inventing psychological theories that were so absurd and stupid that noone would believe in psychology. He also said it is important to murder children.

Someone: Finally, Sigmund Freud is dead!
Someone else: I'm so glad! He was a burden to this world and his drug addiction was just out of control.

Sigmund Freud by thetruthspeaker1111 November 18, 2018

Sigmund Freud 

he invented theories and psycho analysis. the most helpful thing he did, however was join bill s. preston esq. and ted theodore logan on an excellent adventure in which he got to travel around time with the likes of socrates and billy the kid ending up in a 1990's high school where he helped saved their butts in a school project. this then enabled them to stay together, helping the dream of WYLD STALLIONS to live on.

look over there dude, its sigmund frued

Sigmund Freud by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Sigmund Freud 

A psychiatrist who is most notably known for coming up with his idea of the id, ego, and super-ego.

Sigmund Freud also did a hella Cocaine and thought the effects of cocaine were good for some of his patients with nervous disorders.

Sigmund Freud by Dancing with Fire June 18, 2011

Sigmund Freud 

A sex move in which you take a girl doggystyle while facing a window. A friend who has been waiting patiently in the closet comes out, and you smoothly switch places leaving the girl none the wiser. Your friend continues the doggystyle, and you walk outside and wave to her from the window.

Dude, Cindy pissed me off last night, but instead of breaking up with her, me and Brett gave her the Sigmund Freud.

Sigmund Freud by Facial Ranger March 28, 2007

El Segundo  

Where I left my wallet.

I left my wallet in El Segundo I gots ta get it i gots gots to get it.

El Segundo by Mr. Manskeet February 15, 2009