seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

by illogiks January 05, 2008

pumper

A person who remains out in the street, or in a certain location, for the purpose of selling drugs.

I'm pumpin' just like a pumper do. -rapper Jim Jones

by illogiks January 07, 2009

pumper

A person who remains out in the street, or in a certain location, for the purpose of selling drugs.

I'm pumpin' just like a pumper do. -rapper Jim Jones

by illogiks January 14, 2008