Security Wipe
When you swab your ass after an extremely satisfying, hard, clean shit, and the paper comes up clean. AKA one wiper.
Credit to DB in MO.
Credit to DB in MO.
Security Wipe by JH in Missouri October 13, 2008
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Security Wipe
"dude, i thought i sharted, but the Security Wipe came back negitive" "Dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. Saved my drawers.
Security Wipe by CRichards July 27, 2006
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Security Wipe
When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.
Used in the confirmation of a shart.
Used in the confirmation of a shart.
I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.
Security Wipe by Darkearwig September 1, 2017
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