Seattle Strongarm

The act of simultaneously, or consecutively, defecating and masturbating in a coffee shop restroom

I was all pent up on my road trip until I stopped off at a Starbucks and gave myself a Seattle Strongarm.

Seattle Strongarm by Surrealyo September 3, 2012

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