Sean’s Law 

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.

Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”

Sean’s Law by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping 

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping by Mark5991 November 9, 2009