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sea dragon

Steve: Oh, man, Ihave to let the sea dragon roar.
Homey Joe: What?
Steve: I have to piss.
Homey Joe: Oh.
sea dragon by YoHomeyJoe June 21, 2008

Sea dragon leviathan 

The most annoying creature to encounter in Subnautica.
You: having a good time in your upgraded prawn suit
Sea dragon leviathan: finally, some good ducking food *bites prawn suit repeatedly*
You: DAMN YOU SEA DRAGON

rusty sea dragon 

when someone is receiving a blow job and mid-blow the female pukes on the males penis/ general crotch region.
he received the best rusty sea dragon out behind the dorm last night. Samantha's dinner only landed on his boner.
rusty sea dragon by irish225 March 31, 2010

Leafy Sea Dragon 

The weirdest looking animal out there. For the love of God it is a dragon with LEAVES on it! Hence, it's extremely self explanitory name. Fun Fact: It can move one eye without moving the other! Gross!
" Well shucky darns! That thing there ain't no coral! It's a Leafy Sea Dragon taking advantage of it's physical adaptation by camoflaging into it's habitat!"

Cum Snorting Sea Dragon 

Derogitory Term used to descrbe a super bitchy middle aged female, who is obviously a dragon (also known as a women who don't get some) and from years of not being slayed has developed an uncanny way to piss people off in all aspects of life.

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.
When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.