A dubious, money-hungry, niggardly, sycophantic jew. Most commonly found carrying Coach bags in 99 cent stores. Also can be seen hogging public services and being all-around rude.
Guy 1: "I totally got cut off by a Honda Civic with doctor license plates."
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.