Scumjew Share definition Flag A dubious, money-hungry, niggardly, sycophantic jew. Most commonly found carrying Coach bags in 99 cent stores. Also can be seen hogging public services and being all-around rude. Guy 1: "I totally got cut off by a Honda Civic with doctor license plates."Guy 2: "What a scumjew." Scumjew by SkeetOnYaFace June 12, 2011 0 0 Get merch