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Scrubber Ducky 

A person with no skill, a bad kid. Somebody who runs around with an AR the whole game and gets no head shot's . A kid who thinks he's tough on a microphone over xbox live but in real life would not say a word to you. Someone who genuinely believes they are good at a video game when in truth their talent lies behind bad connections.
(1) Ryan is a scrubber ducky, he thinks he is a beast on all games when really he is only good at Halo 3.

(2) Joe thinks he is a beast at Halo 1 when he's really just a scrubber ducky.

(4) Zac beats scrubber ducky's in Social Slayer and thinks he is beast, when really he is just as much of a scrubber ducky as them.

(5) Steve gets beasted on in Halo 1 by Joe like a scrubber ducky
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Scrubber-Ducky 

An Idiot, Fag Or Douchebag With No Skills Whatsoever.
Mark, that Scrubber-Ducky? I beast him out in Halo 3 all the time!
Scrubber-Ducky by Ocicello October 17, 2008

Duck Scrubber 

A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.
Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.

Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!
Duck Scrubber by Notahippie July 4, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026