When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirtypoop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the waterbill!
Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
1 - A delicious dish, made using a summer sausage, peppers, onions, and rice; covered in a base made from vinegar and parsley flakes. (Salt and pepper to taste.)
2 - When someone hasn't washed their ass in a few days, and it smells like straight vinegar, and has little green flakes on their taint.
Yo! Let me eat that scrup butt!! (can be used for both definitions.)
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.