Scrotmuff 

A small baked good that has the strong appearance of the contents within a scrotum derived from the Latin word scroticusmuficus can be separated into two words scrotum and muffin

Oh, are you eating a Scrotmuff? I would be careful they have a high salt content

Scrotmuff by Ifan the terrible October 8, 2019

Scoremuffs 

Imaginary article of clothing you wear when you DVR the game and you don't want to hear the results.

After recording the game I'll put on my scoremuffs and I won't listen to the radio or answer the phone. That way I know I won't find out the score.

Scoremuffs by odog22 November 15, 2009

Scrubmuffin 

A person with little to no intelligence who's only goal in life is to spread their stupidity. All scrubmuffins are shit at life, and will therefore just shit all over everyone else's lives. Scrubmuffins will spend more time speaking sarcastically than sincerely, and many scrubmuffins will just sporadically switch between their plans for modes of transportation to places, disappointing and frustrating those around them.

That Luke kid is such a scrubmuffin. He told me he was going to catch the bus home, then he didn't.

Scrubmuffin by Theonetruekentuckywildcat March 28, 2015

Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

Scrotebuffer by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

scrotumific 

Something so horrendously bad, it makes you feel like licking a scrotum just to get the bad taste out of your mouth, no matter what it is, be it a video game, a movie, or a television show.

Dragonball Evolution is something that most Dragonball Z fans will say is scrotumific.

scrotumific by Tekkenfreek234 February 25, 2011

Scrotumflops 

Scrotumflops is where you take the inside of your ass and turn it inside out. After this your girlfriend or boyfriend sticks there foot in your wet scrotum. Always use butter or olive oil it's the best for scrotumflops.

Define: Hey babe I'm feeling kinky can you give me a scrotumflop?
Oh my bum hurts from those scrotumflops I had today.

Scrotumflops by Roxypocket October 17, 2017

scrotumfish 

A scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated puffer fish. It is named so because it bears resemblance to a ballsack.

Person 1: Look at that fish swimming over there. It looks like an old mans ball. Hahahaha
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.

scrotumfish by wide idiot November 15, 2020