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scrotem pole 

dong, dick, willy, johnson, cock, tallywacker.....
this word can be added onto "lick my", "suck my", "fondle my", or anything you can think of for delivery.
your mom felt the wrath of my scrotem pole lastnight...
twice!
scrotem pole by Benerd December 28, 2005

scrotem licker 

a person who strokes the scrotem up and down or in a side to side motion with their tongue.

Any cheerleader, vandy candy, or major prep crying for help (slut)
Hey that dude got arrested for being a scrotem licker in public!

Stop whoring yourself to football players you fucking scrotem licker

scrotem grease 

like elbow grese but with your pants down
fred: okay i know it looks down but if we get out there with our pants down and really get some scrotem grease in to it we could win
ernie:shut up fred you just want to see me with my pants down

scrotem licker 

1. a person who is so desperate for ass she/he will actually lick it

2. any prep, poser, or braindead cheerleader

3. One who makes faces while making out as if they were trying to fit their tongue up a scrotem
1. Dina's boyfriend was so sick of being turned down by the ppl he cheats on her with he began to be Dina's personal scrotem licker!

2. Look at those fuckin scrotem lickers in american eagle.

3. Did you see the way Dustin kisses, it makes him look like a total scrotem licker

scrotem pole 

noun
Word derived from totem pole, meaning the pole associiated with the scrotum, the penis. Can also be used as an insult.
Man, youre such a buck futting scrotem pole that pokes smot thats its nucking futs.
scrotem pole by ahhduhh June 16, 2004

scrotem muncher

some who eats scrotems during sex
james: i hear jeff got lucky lastnight!
bob: yeah, hes a scrotem muncher
james:.......
scrotem muncher by kcYABBA November 10, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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