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Scripted 

High on pills, like Xanax, Percocet, Valium, Vicodin, Oxy.... really fucked up.
Mayne I just popped 6 xanax, I'm finna be scripted...
Scripted by kthehun89 August 3, 2009
Words you can keep

scripted 

Having a 'script, namely a prescription
Man my back hurts, fortunately my buddy's scripted for vicoden

Don't worry about the doobie, the cops know I'm scripted
scripted by The real Youngblood January 8, 2008

scripted 

When a person is looking at you and when they retrieve a thought, they look to the left as if they were reading from cue cards.
Hey YO! I'm scripted!
scripted by J.Garland January 14, 2024

scripted bitch

The scripted bitch never takes responsibility and always puts the blame on somebody else, usually someone who told them what to do or somebody who makes a great scapegoat. This is an accomplishment when one sets out to be as innocent as possible and succeeds in convincing themselves they are innocent when they are in fact NOT innocent and others are fully aware this is true. Without any recourse, however, these people are left with the option of talking behind this persons back, perhaps calling them names. But this is risky, because the scripted bitch is somehow able pull miraculous wool over the eyes of authority and peacekeepers. The scripted bitch is a center of controversy in social circles, offices, and churches- anywhere because people are this way sometimes.
I can't trust that guy. I don't know what he's thinking and people like him, even though he stabs everyone in da back, yo. He's a scripted bitch cuz he keeps gettin away with it. Sumppn's up.
scripted bitch by Bad Pit October 13, 2015

scripted event 

The part of a mission is a scripted event
scripted event by Mudkip logic August 22, 2014

Scripted Improv 

A story with a plot, but the actors uses improvisation as the dialogue.
“What’s your favourite web show?”
“Escape The Night with Joey Graceffa.”
“And why is that?”
“It has scripted improv.”
Scripted Improv by EmmaRosie August 7, 2022

scripted fantasy

The collective illusion of independent choice while we all pick from the same algorithmic menu of pre-approved rebellions and standardized awakenings.
"Your personal growth looks exactly like the latest TikTok therapy template - scripted fantasy!"
"Your main character syndrome looks pretty npc to me. Must be a scripted fantasy."
"Found yourself doing ayahuasca? Classic scripted fantasy."
scripted fantasy by ScriptedFantasy February 7, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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