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scripted
Having a 'script, namely a prescription
Man my back hurts, fortunately my buddy's scripted for vicoden
Don't worry about the doobie, the cops know I'm scripted
Don't worry about the doobie, the cops know I'm scripted
scripted by The real Youngblood January 8, 2008
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scripted bitch
The scripted bitch never takes responsibility and always puts the blame on somebody else, usually someone who told them what to do or somebody who makes a great scapegoat. This is an accomplishment when one sets out to be as innocent as possible and succeeds in convincing themselves they are innocent when they are in fact NOT innocent and others are fully aware this is true. Without any recourse, however, these people are left with the option of talking behind this persons back, perhaps calling them names. But this is risky, because the scripted bitch is somehow able pull miraculous wool over the eyes of authority and peacekeepers. The scripted bitch is a center of controversy in social circles, offices, and churches- anywhere because people are this way sometimes.
I can't trust that guy. I don't know what he's thinking and people like him, even though he stabs everyone in da back, yo. He's a scripted bitch cuz he keeps gettin away with it. Sumppn's up.
scripted bitch by Bad Pit October 13, 2015
Scripted Improv
“What’s your favourite web show?”
“Escape The Night with Joey Graceffa.”
“And why is that?”
“It has scripted improv.”
“Escape The Night with Joey Graceffa.”
“And why is that?”
“It has scripted improv.”
Scripted Improv by EmmaRosie August 7, 2022
scripted fantasy
The collective illusion of independent choice while we all pick from the same algorithmic menu of pre-approved rebellions and standardized awakenings.
"Your personal growth looks exactly like the latest TikTok therapy template - scripted fantasy!"
"Your main character syndrome looks pretty npc to me. Must be a scripted fantasy."
"Found yourself doing ayahuasca? Classic scripted fantasy."
"Your main character syndrome looks pretty npc to me. Must be a scripted fantasy."
"Found yourself doing ayahuasca? Classic scripted fantasy."
scripted fantasy by ScriptedFantasy February 7, 2025
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.