The act of concealing the content on one's computer monitor or screen through various techniques such as body blocking, screen tilting, or rapid minimizing. This is normally conducted in an open space such as work where the computer moniter faces a high traffic area. An alliteration of defense

Kelsea: Did you see that raunchy video of my sorority party?
Josh: Not yet! I was on screenfense all day at work because there was so many people around.

screenfense by fraxinous6356 November 27, 2012

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Screamless Eagle

Noun: When you tie a girl (or dude, if you roll like that) to the bed in a spread-eagle pose, and surprise anal bang them with a ball gag so that they can not scream. Also works with a rag, but the victim MUST be conscious for it to count. If you roofie or chloroform them, you're a punk bitch.

Dude, you hear what I did to the tri delt last night?

What?

Fuckin rode the screamless eagle bro!

TFM!

Screamless Eagle by clownpenis163 April 13, 2011

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Title Screeners

A slur for people who emulate games. This comes from a trend of people who post video games title screens (usually Pokemon) on their PC handhelds or modded 3DS systems for internet clout, only to never actually play the games they downloaded.

These Title Screeners are so Annoying! We should send them to the farm so they can finally appreciate gaming!

Title Screeners by AwesomeSauceEric March 2, 2026

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