screeched 

adj. Describes one who is extremely intoxicated and removes his clothes despite popular approval.

Dude, Drew is fucking screeched.

screeched by Nate June 4, 2004

screeched to a halt 

When someone's "Skid marks" are so bad that the word "skid" is insufficient to describe them.

Skid marks? Those brown stains were so bad it was more like he screeched to a halt!

screeched to a halt by ben_jammin February 21, 2007

pterodactyl screech 

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.

*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*

pterodactyl screech by Carlyndra September 8, 2013

screechling 

A small child given to running around screaming. Unlike well-socialized children, who only scream when under duress (injury, physical attack by a large snake) a screechling will emit earbleeding screams apparently just to hear the sound of its own voice. These are often found in small packs in shopping malls and supermarkets, usually accompanied by mothers who barely acknowledge the screechlings' existence.

"Gads, did you hear the little screechling in the mall elevator? I think it ruptured my left eardrum. I don't scream that loud during an orgasm for crying out loud."

screechling by Arcane Rose March 26, 2008

Gay Screech 

Synonymous with 'Gay Panic', defined as the high-pitched voice-cracking screech a gay produces when they're in a fit of chaotic gay panic. Usually when their gay beliefs (such as a gay believing they're top, twink, daddy etc.) are being questioned. Or when someone attractive tells them something nice and/or flirty.

A hoe you call best friend: "When Craig picked you up after you tripped like a drunk bitch and asked you if you were fine, I swear I saw you blush. Are you a bottom?"
You: "*gay screech* I SWEAR I'M A TOP, A TOP I SAY"

Gay Screech by Brokkobish March 4, 2021

Stretched 

(Verb) To get beaten badly at something, typically in a match or competition, alluding to the metaphor of getting penetrated.
Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.

Damn, they got a 38 point lead, and we're not even in the second half. We're getting stretched bro!

Stretched by ONTHEEDGE67 March 29, 2021

Knob-Scratched 

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

Knob-Scratched by WS7 September 4, 2003