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Pirate's Scratch 

Occurs during a game of billiards, in which your opponent(s) accidentally hits the cue (white) ball into a pocket. You then proclaim the term "Pirate's Scratch." If delivered repetitively with the proper tone and dialect, your opponent will become extremely aggrivated. The need to know exactly what a "Pirate's Scratch" is will become overwhelming. At this point, you must make a habit of putting the word "Pirate" in front of every pool term. Oh yeah, it doesn't mean anything.
"I'm gonna combo the one to nine in the corner..."

(Cue ball falls into side pocket)

"Arrrrgh. That be a Pirate's Scratch."
Pirate's Scratch by Ted MD October 16, 2006
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Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out
To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.

A gentleman's scratch 

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre
"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"

Love scratche(s) 

Love scratches are when you happen during sex.
Your so pleasured you scratch your mates back and leave scratches on their shoulder blades and or back
"Babe, you scratched me.."
"Oh they're just Love scratche(s)"
Love scratche(s) by JoJo6897 May 31, 2013

scratch some flow 

A phrase meaning to 'acquire currency'
Original usage: But I had some sick times, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. In fact, I will once I scratch some flow together again.
scratch some flow by cinnamonrolls December 15, 2010

Cook-from-scratch snob 

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.

Scratch Sludge 

When you take whatever random ingredients/leftovers you have in your kitchen and mix them together into a meal or filling. Easy way to clean out your fridge and make food at the same time. Whenever I make it, I bake into enchiladas.
Call em Alex's Leftover Enchiladas. Ooooold family recipe.
"I needed to clean out my fridge and was hungry af so I made some scratch sludge."
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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