scranton, pa

Scranton, Pa is a city in the shit hole know as NEPA. First off its pronounced with out the "t" sound, skran-n. Home to the most messed up people in the world. No seriously did anyone reading this hear about the lady that had like 30 bags of crack up her vag plus change. No one besides Joe Biden has ever made it out of this pothole infested city. Nicknamed the "Electric City" because Scranton was the first city, ever, to use Electric Cable Cars. The hit NBC show "The Office" is said to take place here. The University of Scranton located near downtown is a fucking joke. Only good thing about Scranton is La Festa Italiano and the Greek Orthodox Church by the library's authentic Greek Food Fest. That's the pothole infested fucked up city that is Scranton.

-Scranton is pronounced skran-n there is no "t" sound.

-Scranton, Pa is full of fucking potholes that someone should really get off their lazy ass and fix.

-GUY1: Hey want to watch the Office?
-GUY2: Doesn't that take place in Scranton?
-GUY1: Yes.

scranton, pa by rmtbm13 October 1, 2011

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

scranton parade day 

The greatest, ABSOLUTLEY best day in history of all time. People start drinking at 6:30 AM and don't stop at all. It's a day where Scranton kids show all the big D1 schools that they party just as hard of not harder. Just an all around great day.

Dude ready for Scranton parade day tomorow? He'll yeah if we make it out alive it'd be awsome!

scranton parade day by Ryannbbb March 1, 2014

scranton party 

A party that really wasn't anything special, and pretty much was awful, but people brag about how crazy it was.

Made popular by the show The Office

"There ain't no party like a scranton party, cause a scranton party don't stop"

"But that party sucked.."

scranton party by xfraggyyyy August 23, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019