I just wanna say that, when I first saw Scaramouche, my life has changed. I now understand what true happiness feels like. Everytime I look at Scaramouche photos it would feel like time just stopped. He is my everything. I love him. He's made me the happiest human being on Earth.
He knows how to brighten my day easily with just a simple laugh. He is my world. He is the sun. His smile is so angelic that I could hear trumpets and angels singing when I see him smile. He picked me up when I was down. Seeing just a single fanart of scaramouche brightens my day. All of the negative thoughts disappear when he pops up my mind. I can easily fall in love with every single word he says. I love it when he randomly appears to kill the traveller. Everyone makes mistakes right? He chose to be a fatui because he wanted to! Even if he has killed multiple people, he is still valid and I still love him. I would run the whole world just so Scaramouche would appear on a single quest. Even if he just appears for 3 seconds, that's already enough food for me. Everyday I think of him 24/7 and I would never get bored. He makes everything better. If he punches me or kicks me or throws me around or step on me, I wouldn't be in pain, instead I would be very grateful to have him interact with me. Thank you very much for listening to my ted talk

Person 1: All you talk about is scaramouche degrading you.
Person 2: So what!

Scaramouche by Scaraworshipper June 22, 2021

Scramblevision

The nickname for Pay Per View channels in the 1980's and 1990's that you could kind-of watch for free, often with clear audio but scrambled video.

"Did you see WrestleMania last night?"

"Yeah, I watched it in Scramblevision."

Scramblevision by Stuvert June 7, 2013

Scaramouche

A character in genshin impact that shows up in the unreconciled stars event and is also the sexiest mf alive. Secretly a cat, hides his cat ears in his big stupid umbrella looking hat but still sexc. Voice sexc. If villain bad,,,,, why sexc?

Person A: I simp for scaramouche
Person B: don't we all?

Scaramouche by haha boobs November 30, 2020

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Scaramouche

In Italian Theater Scaramouche is a tiny cowardly man who enjoys pranks and feeling powerful, surprisingly similar too his Genshin counterpart who is a flat earther

"So Long Suckers" Scaramouches says as he walks away into the light after revelaing he's a flat earther

Scaramouche by WillXGlimmer April 6, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026