Scram Jones 

Scram Jones is a person who has nothing going for them, they have absolutely no swag no money and above all else get no bitches . They often brag as if they have alot going on and in return they get slammed with the phrase scram Jones. A scram Jones is typically an overweight fat ass or a scrawny weakling.

Yo look at Michael trying to holla at that girl you know he ain't getting no play....
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones

Scram Jones by Frank obrian August 15, 2017

scram jones 

ugly person. someone that once you see them, you want to leave... immediately

Damn, when I went to go see that guy from the partyline, he was straight scram jones case.. for real!

scram jones by Kia April 19, 2005

scram jones 

Scram Jones n, adj.

1) A straight up hoe
2) A dirty slut that tries to get with you and all your friends
3) A girl that is straight up busted. Usually suffering from butterface, obesity, or shovel-syndrome.

Dude 1: You're hanging out with her?
Dude 2: Ya.. why
Dude 3: That girl is straight up scram jones.

Girl: Hey boo,
Playa: Get off my nuts, scram jones

Playa: Yous a scram jones!

scram jones by Mikey J in the 508 March 9, 2007