by Scousler December 29, 2022
Get the Scous mug.Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.
A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021
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Someone who purports to engage in snow sports such as skiing or snowboarding but who instead spends most of their time in mountain bars.
She'll never make it down that run by lunch time, there are 3 bars on it and she's totally Schuss in Boots.
Is Nicky skiing today, she was earlier but now she's Schuss in Boots.
Is Nicky skiing today, she was earlier but now she's Schuss in Boots.
by Baggsy January 24, 2012
Get the Schuss in Boots mug.Adjective describing someone who is both effortlessly cool and stylish. Not to be mistaken for hip.
Examples in popular culture include Ryan Gosling, Zhang Ziyi, Benicio Del Toro and Roisin Murphy.
Examples in popular culture include Ryan Gosling, Zhang Ziyi, Benicio Del Toro and Roisin Murphy.
...at NY fashion week: "That couple in the front row are just so sconse"
...leafing through an old copy of Rolling stone: "Depeche Mode must be the most sconse band of all time. Their suits are so sharp you could shave with them."
...leafing through an old copy of Rolling stone: "Depeche Mode must be the most sconse band of all time. Their suits are so sharp you could shave with them."
by polohogoromojo September 2, 2014
Get the Sconse mug.Princess Leia: Occasionally, maybe... when you aren't acting like a scoundrel.
Han Solo: Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.
Princess Leia: Stop that.
Han Solo: Stop what?
Princess Leia: Stop that. My hands are dirty.
Han Solo: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?
Princess Leia: Afraid?
Han Solo: You're trembling.
Princess Leia: I'm not trembling.
Han Solo: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm nice men.
Princess Leia: No, you're not. You're... *They Kiss*
Han Solo: Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.
Princess Leia: Stop that.
Han Solo: Stop what?
Princess Leia: Stop that. My hands are dirty.
Han Solo: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?
Princess Leia: Afraid?
Han Solo: You're trembling.
Princess Leia: I'm not trembling.
Han Solo: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm nice men.
Princess Leia: No, you're not. You're... *They Kiss*
by Car_Genius May 20, 2017
Get the Scoundrel mug.A cyber relationship between two equally pathetic losers who met in a cyber chat room and despite living hundreds or thousands of miles apart and having never met in person, have vowed to remain cyber faithful - forsaking all other chat requests.
Buddy: "Hey Stan, how's your girl from the Philippines, Three_Cox_in_Me, doing?"
Lonely_But_Rich: "She's so sweet. She's really into me. In fact, we're in a totally e-sclusive relationship now since I sent her that $10K to go on the cruise with her cousin, Enrico."
Lonely_But_Rich: "She's so sweet. She's really into me. In fact, we're in a totally e-sclusive relationship now since I sent her that $10K to go on the cruise with her cousin, Enrico."
by orientxp June 23, 2010
Get the e-sclusive mug.A drink will knock you on your ass just like any movie by Martin Scorsese:
- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies
And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me
- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies
And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me
"Ay barkeep gimme one of dem Scorsese bombs"
"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"
"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"
"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"
"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"
by One of the Goodfellas August 21, 2012
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