Scottie Pippen

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.

Scottie Pippen by Golangelo-10 May 6, 2013

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Scottie Pippen

NBA hall of famer who won 6 titles while playing for the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan. Most famous for blocking Justin Bieber's jumpshot during the 2011 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.

Scottie Pippen: Go back to Canada pussy!

Scottie Pippen by D-robs March 6, 2011

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Scottie pippen

A god amuong us that played for the Chicago bulls

I'm gonna dunk like Scottie pippens

Scottie pippen by Dickfiddler69 March 21, 2016

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SCOTTIE PIPPEN

The simple G.O.A.T of basketball Michael Jordan was carried by him.

Michael Jordan is nothing without Scottie Pippen.

SCOTTIE PIPPEN by Scottie Pippen is daddy May 3, 2022

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Scottie Pippen

To have a large swollen bump on your head, similar to Scottie Pippen in the 96-97 NBA Playoffs, when he was hit by a Alonzo Mourning elbow.

Damn!!! Look at that Scottie Pippen on his head!!!

Scottie Pippen by Anthony Robles March 4, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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