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Sore Throat

Literally the worst fucking pain you can feel on the planet, other than headaches, I'm pretty sure you'd rather die than have this literal shithole of a feeling.
Guy 1: Bro, my throat hurts.
Guy 2: It's called a sore throat, the worst fucking thing ever, dude.
Sore Throat by IssYeBoi January 22, 2018

convenient sore throat  

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.
(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

Sore Throat

1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.
2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".

mexican sore throat 

after consuming spicy food and you go to take a duke, and your asshole is sore afterwords.
Man that food gave me one hell of a Mexican sore throat.
mexican sore throat by ODP June 11, 2005

snore throat

When you snore so much at night, you wake up with sore throat.
I had way too much to drink last night and woke up with a wicked snore throat.

scope throat

A GIRL WHO'S MAKING GESTURES OF SUCKIN YOUR COCK FROM A DISTANCE. IN A CLUB, MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, AT WORK, PRE SCHOOL,
HIGHSCHOOL, MALL, CONCERT, ECT...
John C.: Why is my mom lookin at you like that?

Tom A.: Because she sucking my Basterdly cock from long range

John C.: What! how?

Tom C.: Scope throat Bitch!!!!