Scorch Muffin 

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

Scorch Muffin by smallfry2128 December 16, 2008

scorch muffin 

spray a girls ass and tits with axe body spray. light it on fire and fuck her

scorch muffin that bitch

scorch muffin by bustynutsack1234 July 6, 2009

Scorch Muffins 

a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of

did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic

Scorch Muffins by scorch muffins June 3, 2011

Scorch Muffins 

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.

That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

Scorch Muffins by cptnoobstomper April 19, 2009

Scorch muffins 

n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.

i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.

"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."

Scorch muffins by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter December 19, 2008

Scortch Muffinz 

After eating spicy foreign food, your butthole will burn when you do #2. Scortch Muffinz is a descriptive word describing this.

After eating spicy indian food, Jonny had some bad scortch muffinz.

Scortch Muffinz by c0maVT January 5, 2010