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Scissor dick 

The act of sticking scissors in the tip of your dick
Kris scissor dick because he yells at people to much
Scissor dick by King ducky February 20, 2018

Scissor dick 

When a person name pall plays stab the anis with scissors on a guy named Kris
Pall scissor dicks Kris every night
Scissor dick by King ducky February 20, 2018

Scissor Dick 

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.
"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"
Scissor Dick by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

skissor dick 

A badly circumcised penis; Mangled Male Genitalia
John Wayne Bobbitt's gnarled genitalia resembles a skissor dick.

Scissor Dicking 

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.
I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.

dick scissors 

When a female (or male) has an ass tight enough to warrant fear of dick removal if clinched during anal sex.
Dang did you see that honey over there? She's so fit her ass is dick scissors.
dick scissors by UrbanDS January 18, 2016