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Scientistic Dogmatism

The rigid, uncritical adherence to scientific claims as absolute, immutable truths. It confuses the current scientific consensus (which is provisional and always subject to revision) with revealed dogma. This mindset fossilizes knowledge, stifles curiosity, and attacks new evidence that challenges established paradigms.
Scientistic Dogmatism Example: In 1900, a physicist declaring, “Physics is essentially solved! Newton’s laws are the complete truth, and any talk of ‘quantum’ effects is mystical nonsense.” This dogmatism treats the scientific understanding of the day as the final word, blinding itself to the coming revolution.
Scientistic Dogmatism by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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Scientistic Dogmatism

The rigid insistence that only scientistic assumptions and methods are valid, often accompanied by the refusal to engage with philosophical or epistemological critiques of science. The scientistic dogmatist treats methodological naturalism as an absolute, declares metaphysical questions meaningless, and dismisses any alternative framework as "irrational." This dogmatism is self-sealing: any challenge is dismissed as "unscientific," thereby never having to be answered. It is the intellectual equivalent of plugging one's ears and shouting "I can't hear you."
Example: "When asked about the limits of scientific explanation, he replied 'there are none.' Scientistic dogmatism: turning a method into a metaphysics."

Scientistic Orthodoxy

The dominant set of beliefs within scientistic communities: that science is the only genuine knowledge, that non-scientific ways of knowing are inferior or worthless, that values are subjective, and that the scientific method is universal and timeless. This orthodoxy is maintained through social mechanisms—academic gatekeeping, funding priorities, popular media, and online skeptic communities—and it often goes unrecognized as an ideology because it presents itself as simply "common sense." Scientistic orthodoxy is what many people mean when they say "science says."

Example: "The subreddit banned any discussion of philosophy of science as 'off-topic.' That's scientistic orthodoxy: policing the boundaries of legitimate thought."

Scientific Dogmatism

The treatment of current scientific consensus or a favored theory not as the best available model, but as unquestionable dogma. It confuses the scientific method (a process of skeptical inquiry) with the current scientific conclusions (its fallible products). This creates a priesthood where challenging the dominant paradigm is treated as heresy, not as science's essential engine of progress. It's science as a castle to be defended, not a path to be walked.
Example: "He exhibited scientific dogmatism when he declared 'the debate on nicotine addiction is over' and refused to read new research on genetic moderators. He was protecting a settled fact like a religious edict, forgetting that science 'settles' things only until better evidence comes along."

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026