1 definition by Alyssa Danger
A person whom nobody notices. He/She tends to play dirty tricks on people and still go unnoticed. People say that to see a schwa is a real miracle, most people go their whole lives without seeing them. It takes a very observant person to notice the schwa.
Marty: did you hear that?
Finn: what?
Marty: that noise, it's over there in the corner.
Finn: you're crazy
Schwa: muahahaha
Finn: what?
Marty: that noise, it's over there in the corner.
Finn: you're crazy
Schwa: muahahaha
by Alyssa Danger January 13, 2009