Schrute Buck
"Whats the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?" "Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."
Schrute Buck by jimbo22 May 13, 2008
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Schrutebucks
A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles is the same as Unicorns to Leprechauns. One thousand Schrutebucks is 5 minutes extra for lunch. A Schrutebuck is worth 1/100 of a cent.
Employee 1: Are you ready to go back to work?
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.
Schrutebucks by Whittastic September 17, 2007
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Schrutebucks
Fictional currency used on The Office U.S. by Dwight Schrute in the episode "The Job". They are used as a motivational tool. The ratio of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickels is equal to the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. A Schrutebuck is equal to 1/100 to a cent. 1000 Schrutebucks can be exchanged for an extra 5 minutes of your lunch break.
Dwight Schrute: You have been awarded one Schrutebuck for visiting my beet farm yesterday.
Employee: Only 320 Schrutebucks away from my 5 minute lunch break!
Employee: Only 320 Schrutebucks away from my 5 minute lunch break!
Schrutebucks by onetwothreefunkytown September 5, 2016
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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jerb
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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