Schrödinger's Gay

A non-binary or agender person that is neither gay (attracted to the same gender) nor straight (attracted to the opposite gender), because there is no definitive opposite gender

Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay

Schrödinger's Gay by Dounut3409 June 25, 2022

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Schrödinger's Gay

A Gay/Lesbian person who is attracted to a person, but when they find out the person they like is straight, they act like they were never interested.

G/L: There was nothing special about them anyway.
Person 2: You were literally obsessed with them over the past 4 months. You are such a Schrödinger's gay.

Schrödinger's Gay by Lolelolelole (Shakira) June 26, 2021

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Schrödinger's Gay

When the author of a love song doesn't say who the song is for (He or She). They often use YOU for reference to whom they sing it for, to hide the reality. Often used by 80s/90s singers.

W: "Last Christmass I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay

Schrödinger's Gay by KínaiZsidó January 11, 2021

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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

Schrödinger's Gay Man by Onesquawkyboi August 4, 2023

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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

Schrödinger's Gay Man by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023

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Schrödinger’s gay blankie

A blankie shared between two homies. Under the blakie simultaneously lies a handjob and also no handjob at all

Schrödinger’s gay blankie:

Bro I just gave you Schrödinger’s gay blankie
Ahh hell nah bro that’s gay as hell

Schrödinger’s gay blankie by Geniusorsomething February 26, 2026

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