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School Counselor 

Annoying people that don’t care about your life. In other words, people paid to look like they give a damn, but actually only care about the money. They show you pathetic posters and ask you how you feel, but when you answer fine, they dump crap into your answer and ask you to elaborate. They also forcefully ask you private information and say the information is safe with him, except the counselor is the one person who keeps on making you talk about what you don’t want to.
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: I’m fine.
Person 1: Elaborate, fine is not a good enough answer.
Person 2: Tf? Are you a school counselor?
School Counselor by Ol_olhag April 16, 2019
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school counselor

Someone who will pry all the private details of your life, and if you refuse, you will fail school.
Ben: Have you talked to the school counselor?
Joe: I lost my innocence in life.

Good Counsel High School 

Former all boys school that added girls for the enterainment. Most nude photos u recieve come from the girls here. The guys football team is decent but our j.v. could beat them. People go here if u dont get accepted the Prep or Holy Cross. Only better then Gonzaga and seton...and that cause everyone is better then Gonzaga and seton
Bro check this pic
Dude where does she go to school??
Good Counsel High School
haha o yea pretty obvious

Dude who do u guys play today?
Good Counsel High School
haha dont fall asleep
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