Schock

1. A feeling of disturbed surprise resulting from sheer stupidity.
2. A feeling of reassurance, embarrassment and shame because of realization of one's own stupidity.
3. Use as all-purpose word in awkward situations when one does not know how to react.

The pronunciation devides into two parts:
1. {ʃ} (hold for one to two seconds) and 2. {ɒk} (release as if it were a rubber band)

Origin: Germany

1. Ryan asked Samantha out..." - "Finally!" - "...but she said no." - "Really?" - "Yes." - "Schock."
2. "The New York Patriots won!" - "No, actually they didn't." - "Schock, my fault."
3. "We got our math test back" - "What grade?" - "Got an E." - "Schock"

by Ty Bargo October 25, 2016

schock

a chick magnet, ladies man, or sex god.

That dudes a total schock.

by George Chalaveettil January 21, 2008

Schocks

The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire

Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?
Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?
Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!

by Malaria August 15, 2005

schock

russian beauty, complete with a russian booty (;

"oh, she's a schock alright!"

by russianbeauty April 21, 2009

Aaron Schock

A very attractive young man who's involved in politics.
(Named after the Republican Representative from Illinois)

Jen: "That guy is such an Aaron Schock."
Katy: "Oh yeah, I'd vote for him."

by Paradis88 July 26, 2009

G-Schock

A certified badass. Nuf said.

Nobody messes with the G-Schock.

Watch out! Here comes G-Schock!

by onebamofo October 21, 2010

Schocking

Sarcastic way of saying shocking.

1:"1+1=2 yk?"
2:"Oh WoW hOw ScHoCkInG"

by MB's bf April 13, 2022