Schlong Connery Share definition Flag Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis. Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in. Schlong Connery by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Schlong Connery mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch