Schist

A euphemism for the word "shit" taking its name from the group of metamorphic rocks.

"Holy schist!"

by Jamie Rowe July 11, 2008

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Schist

a) A metamorphic rock

b) what people say when they want to be cool but they don't want to cuss

This rock is a piece of schist.

by 20paphonies April 28, 2016

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Schist

1. Metamorphic rock
2. Can also be used in place of "gash". Originated from under graduate level geology banter. Standard of Schist is graded from low grade, medium grade to high grade, with an exceptional standard having the pre-fix "foliated".

Mate, that is some high grade foliated schist!

Get that dirty low grade schist out of my face.

by L A D April 16, 2008

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Schist

Something that seems shady or greedy

Me: Let's go get some beer dude. How much do you got on it?

Dude: I got a dollar on it

Me: cmon man stop being so schist

Me: Hey have you seen my wallet anywhere

Friend: Na man hit up Joe he just left maybe he saw it

Me: He isn't answering

Friend: Dam that's schist

by Nitro2 February 18, 2010

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