schipol

When your friend who's never late for a party gets fashionably late for a very very important event to you like your fav star popping in your city, your birthday, or your relative's covid funeral.

Jim: Where the f...k is Brad? He was supposed to be here two hours ago.

Any person: He went schipol.

by trump_voter September 22, 2022

Shipole Sista

Relating to the restaurant chain Chipotle, your Shipole Sista is your close friend. You are her Shipole Sista and she yours. You have inside jokes are goofy and crazy around each other. You can always rely on your Shipole Sista for a good laugh.

Girl one "who are they?"

Girl two "that's (insert name) and (insert name), they are Shipole Sistas."

by hey_there_delilah January 29, 2022

Schipholophobia

Noun. The fear of going to Amsterdam Schiphol airport for a flight and then stand in a long queue for hours only to find out either the flight is cancelled or eventually you miss the flight while waiting in the queue.

I lost all my appetite for planning by next vacation because of schipholophobia.

by s.🍜 August 10, 2022

schizolebrity

A portmanteau of the words schizophrenic (somewhat of a misnomer often confused with multiple personality disorder...oh well, close enough!) and celebrity; a celebrity who changes their name on a regular basis or may be known by more than one name at a time, hence leading people to believe that they have multiple personalities. Most celebrities that do this typically have no talent otherwise and want to keep getting media attention.

Examples of a schizolebrity:

"Talented" rapper Sean Combs aka 'Puff Daddy' aka 'P. Diddy' aka 'Diddy'

Another "talented" "rapper" Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. aka 'Lil Wayne' aka 'Weezy' aka 'Lil Tunechi'

"Talented" football player Chad Johnson aka 'Ocho Cinco' (with space) aka 'Chad Ochocinco' (no space)...now wants to be referred to as just Chad Johnson, or his real name, again!

by JusLar February 19, 2011

schizolove

A medical term for a love form that is shared between two parties that is similar to "crazy in love"

bystander 1: That guy has got the schizolove for her
bystander 2: fo sho, they is totally PDA

bystander 1: sounds like she's got the schizolove for him to
bystander 2: tsk tsk, some people is just sick in the head
skater: Woah, im trippin'

by beagledog June 8, 2009

Schizolocution

Talking out both sides of your mouth. Saying one thing to one person, but saying another to others. Flip-flopping.

Sarah Palin's schizolocution is so frustrating! Why can't she keep her stories straight? Is it a bus tour of America or is it a Campaign kick-off?

by RipleyinCT November 13, 2011

Schipledoink

Noun; The randomized text entry that is required in the process of proving authenticity on a web page, usually displayed in a text box containing some or all of the following elements:

erratic lines

disproportionate letter sizes

diffusing visuals

animated images

randomized elements

numerical values

audio playback

Examples of text and numerical combinations found in a Schipledoink: hlvnkt, pvtcw8, enxt9n etc...

by Mallius February 19, 2010