backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.

I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

backhand shalanski by Prime Time April 7, 2005

schamanski 

hairy fuzzy lil hamster

omg look at my schamanski its so cute and furry!

schamanski by ays25432 October 31, 2008

Jordan Schlansky kink 

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.

Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.

Jordan Schlansky kink by Eskils April 4, 2021

Max Schemansky

nice, cute, good kisser, a lil bit mean, but mostly attractive<3

Max Schemansky is a really cute and loving person<3

Max Schemansky by Ilovehimtoomuch</3 October 23, 2011