scarlet pimpernel 

someone who you can never get hold of when you need them.

*Knock at door*
Rob: fuckin hell look taylor's here not seen him for months
Steve: haha fucking hell yeah scarlet pimpernel

scarlet pimpernel by Josh k3lly March 20, 2008

scarlet pimpernel 

a fiction character created by baroness orczy. an english dandy who leads a secret life saving french aristocrats from the guillotine. he leaves a pimpernel flower for the french revolitionaries.

They seek him here, they seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven? Or is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel!

scarlet pimpernel by slothics January 19, 2005

Scarlet Poopernel 

Who you become when you leave an especially heroic turd down someone elses toilet. It won't flush, so you vanish into the night. A daring escape.

"Urgh! Which of you is the Scarlet Poopernel!? Learn to flush!"

Scarlet Poopernel by Mobiug May 23, 2010

The Scarlet Pimpinel 

A late-18th-century "double life" dude who pretended to be just a faceless British aristocrat, but in reality would secretly go around treating people's illnesses with herbal remedies, rather than the mainstream "drugs and surgery" methods.

Baroness Orczy always looked quite good, so perhaps she herself was treated by The Scarlet Pimpinel; maybe she even wrote the book about him as a gratitude gesture for his helping to keep her in good health.

The Scarlet Pimpinel by QuacksO August 18, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022