Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mobiug

Scarlet Poopernel

Who you become when you leave an especially heroic turd down someone elses toilet. It won't flush, so you vanish into the night. A daring escape.

"Urgh! Which of you is the Scarlet Poopernel!? Learn to flush!"

Kids bob for apples at kids parties.

Adult females bob for meat at adult parties.

And by "bob for meat" we mean "give head"

"She's hot, I wonder if she's up for some meat bobbing?"

Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.

"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."