Definitions by Mobiug

Scarlet Poopernel 

Who you become when you leave an especially heroic turd down someone elses toilet. It won't flush, so you vanish into the night. A daring escape.

"Urgh! Which of you is the Scarlet Poopernel!? Learn to flush!"

Scarlet Poopernel by Mobiug May 23, 2010

Meat Bobbing 

Kids bob for apples at kids parties.

Adult females bob for meat at adult parties.

And by "bob for meat" we mean "give head"

"She's hot, I wonder if she's up for some meat bobbing?"

Meat Bobbing by Mobiug May 18, 2010

Moscow Nipple 

Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.

"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."

Moscow Nipple by Mobiug May 18, 2010